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The short version of how this store actually runs.

How do deposits work?

Anything that needs me there or on a call takes 30% up front to hold the hour. The rest is due before we start. If I cancel, or weather kills an outdoor job and you don’t want a new date, the deposit comes back the same day. If you cancel with at least 2 days’ notice we can talk. Inside 2 days the deposit stays unless something dire hit — hospital, a death in the family, a city shutdown.

What if I’m late?

I’m on-site or on the call about 10 minutes early. You get 15 minutes after the start. After that the slot is gone and the deposit stays. Text if you’re running behind.

Jobs I will not take

Unsecured firearms or replica weapons without a written safety plan. Anyone too impaired from alcohol or cannabis to work safely. Illegal activity. Threats. Sets that endanger people or property. I will walk. If you created the hazard, the deposit stays.

Do you have a studio?

No. If the shoot needs four walls, you book the space and put the address in the details box. I show up there.

Weather

Lightning, ice, hurricane warnings, anything that makes outdoor work stupid — we call it. You can reschedule or take the deposit back.

Travel

Drive time from Charlotte, not miles. Under 45 minutes is included. 45–60 is $35. 60–90 is $55. 90 and up is $100. Enter the address when you book — we measure it before you pay. The 30% deposit is calculated on the new total.

How does editing work?

Editing Only — you already have the files. No calendar. Send the files, the cut, the deadline, and an optional reference link. I review it. If I can deliver it, you get an invoice. If I can’t stand behind the look, I pass and you are not charged. I try to turn files in 24 hours — don’t pay for expedited unless you have to. If you do and I miss it, that fee comes back.

How fast do I get the files?

I try to deliver inside 24 hours at no extra cost. Same-day and next-day are only if the deadline is mandatory. Miss that paid window and the expedited fee is refunded.

When do I get a digital product?

Stripe sends you to the download page the second it clears. Digital products and clothing are final. If Fourthwall ships a destroyed or wrong tee, we replace it. Taste is not a defect.

After the work is done

Once the hour is finished and the files are delivered, the invoice is closed. If a file is corrupt, I’ll replace the file. I don’t refund a completed job because you changed your mind.

YouTube Channel Management — what am I paying for?

A monthly machine, not a freelancer who disappears. Editor $2,500 — I cut, you still run the channel. Growth $5,000 — cuts plus titles, thumbnails, cadence, the formula. Manager $8,500 — I run the channel, you show up and talk to the camera. SKS TV, Self Made Elijah Culp, and Insane Comics were all monetized on this formula. Millions of views. Over $100,000 in ad revenue. You apply. I invoice if I take it. First month is due to start.

Training — in person or online?

Same hour. Same $35. Pick in person or online when you book. In person needs an address so we can check drive time from Charlotte. Online is a live session with whatever gear you have.

Training and shoots — am I signing something?

Yes. Booking training or a shoot means you read the waiver. You assume the risk of injury or death. I am not your doctor. Full text is on the Waiver page.

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